BonziWORLD


Leading the industry in gorilla-based chat clients.

What the hell is this?

BonziWORLD is a node.js and socket.io based chat client featuring everyone's most hated loved purple gorilla. The client also uses speak.js to provide text-to-speech voices. Not exactly the original BonziBUDDY voice, but hey, it works.

How do I use it?

  1. Enter a nickname (under 25 characters). If you don't enter one, you'll be named "Anonymous". (we r legion du nut 4 get)
  2. Optionally, enter a room ID. If you want to join someone else, their room ID will be in the bottom-right corner of the screen.
    • If you enter a room ID that doesn't exist, you will be placed in a private room which can only be joined by people you share the ID with.
  3. Be a BonziBUDDY.

What are the chat commands?

If you see any brackets, they indicate a placeholder. Don't type them in.

  • /name [name] - Change your name.
    • There is a 25 character limit on names.
  • /speed [speed] - Change your voice's speed.
    • Max value is 275, min value is 125.
  • /pitch [pitch] - Change your voice's pitch.
    • Max value is 125, min value is 15.
  • /color [color] - Change your BonziBUDDY's color! The ones available are:
    • purple
    • blue
    • green
    • red
    • black
    • brown
    • orange
    • yellow
    • white
    • ghost
    • grey
    • god
    • dark_purple
    • dark_red
    • lime
    • magenta
    • lemon
    • cyan
    • pink
    • clippy
    • genie
    • merlin
    • program
    • clippypope
    • red_clippy
    • rover
    • max
    • peedy
    • dogpope
    • peedy_pope
    • robby
    • If you don't type a color, you will be given one at random.
  • /joke - Tell a horribly written joke.
  • /fact - Tell a horribly written "fact".
  • /wtf - Say a random phrase.
  • /backflip - Do a backflip.
    • Do '/backflip swag' for extra swag.
  • /earth - Spin a globe.
  • /shrug - I don't know.
  • /swag - Look at my swag.
  • /sad - Become depressed.
  • /think - NEEERRRDDD!! 🤓🤓🤓🤓.
  • /youtube [video ID] - Play a YouTube video.
    • Alternatively, you can simply paste the URL in chat and it will automatically play it.
  • /image [URL] - Post an image.
  • /video [URL] - Play an mp4 video.
  • /audio [URL] - Listen to an mp3 file.
  • /asshole [name] - Call someone an asshole.
  • /obama [text] - Make obama say something!.
  • /triggered - The best copypasta.
  • /twiggered - The worst copypasta.
  • /linux - I'd just like to interject for a moment.
  • /pawn - Hi, my name is BonziBUDDY, and this is my website.
  • /bees - According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
  • /vaporwave - ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ
  • /unvaporwave - ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ ＩＳ ＫＩＬＬ
  • /sticker [sticker] - Send a sticker in chat! The ones available are:
    • sad
    • bonzi
    • bye
    • cyan
    • flatearth
    • forehead
    • high
    • host
    • kiddie
    • no
    • ban
    • sex
    • spook
    • swag
    • topjej
    • big_bonzi
    • lol

Are there any rules?

  • Yes there are. The list can be found here.

Remember that people can post files whenever they want! Furthermore, I am not responsible for anything that might happen to you or your device. If something happens, it's your fault and not mine!

PS: By visiting BonziWORLD you accept the risk of getting infected with malware via user generated content, and that I am in no way liable for you or your devices!

Are there any limitations?

  • Yes there are. The list can be found below.
  • All strings are sanitized to get rid of any malicious HTML/JS/CSS. Don't even try it motherfucker.
  • There is a 2500 character limit in public rooms and a 5000 limit in private rooms.
  • There is a 25 character limit on names.
  • A max of 10 people are allowed in a public lobby. After that, a new public room will be created.
  • A max of 30 people are allowed in private lobbies.

Credits to:

  • Node.JS
  • socket.io
  • sanitize-html
  • Grunt
  • Winston
  • Express
  • Create.js (Easel.js & Preload.js)
  • jQuery
  • jquery-contextmenu
  • speak.js
  • seedrandom
  • Apache Cordova
  • Foodz
  • scss/sass

The Meme Crew

Contact me:

    bonzi.world@outlook.com
  • Email me there with any comments, questions, or concerns. Or whatever else. Memes? Sure, throw those in too! Be warned that I'm notoriously awful at checking my email though...